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A Reformed "Badboy's" confession.
Cujo's Guide To "GIVING GOOD PUNANI KNOWLEDGE".

A Reformed "Badboy's" confession.
7:04PM on December 03, 2008


Beware.... is the sign that should be posted around my neck, ...according to others, who feel Strongly against my kind. For, "I" AM the one your Father warned you about and against. And your Mother... even though there was a warning given... there was also an encouragement to x-sperience Me, or someone like me ...At least once in your lifetime. "But Prepare yourself"... she adds. (For the fact) that even though this person will be "The One" to bring out the Deepest feelings of love from your heart... he'll also be "The One" who causes you the Deepest amount of pain, you'll probably ever feel!

Acknowledge Me... For, "I" AM the one, in the club, who when all of the wolves are surrounding you, howling, pawing, ...trying to get at your precious Meat... Your attention is drawn to "I"... The "One" who, even though our eye's met and locked for a few seconds, that was it! The end of the attention received from "I"! And for some reason, the one person ignoring you... has captured you! Can you hear that? Are you even listening? The warning bell's are sounding!

Daaiimm!!!  ...is the response that "I" receive from you, for when it comes to "knocking boots", Thee "I" knocked those muffuckas Off! "I" Am the "One" who makes you feel.... Say.... Do.... things you never thought you were capable of feeling, saying or doing, because U thought they were "Nasty".... And they are, ...But you loooove doing these Nasty things for "I" now! You've even tried shit that you once thought "Disgusting", but those things now... have become a part of your "special" sex repertoire and covers ALL of your "New Found" freaky skills & aptitudes that you now have, To satisfy the desire's of "I".

Bastard,  "I" Am now called... By you, because its been three days and you haven't heard from "I". This pisses you off! What pisses you off more is the fact that when "I" finally do come over... "I" act as if the three days of absence doesn't xsist! Xplainations haven't xsisted in my world since "I" left the under roof of my parents home and there will be none now. What you Can do is prepare yourself for whats about to happen to you.

Oh My GOD!!! Did that just happen!!?? How many was that?... I mean, I was counting ...because you like... made me count, but I wasn't really focused on... Oh my God! I cant Believe you made me cum that many Times... that was like... 31 times!!!... in a Row!! ..And I.. have.. Never,.... EVER.... "Squirted" in my entire Life.... Look at the sheets... Their Soaked!!! Goodness!!! What are you doing to me? Its like, ...you put some kinda "Voodoo" spell on and over me!? Oh.... My.... Goooodddddddah!!! I just Have to tell my best friend.....

Yolanda!!! You Bitch!!! How could you do that... To ME? I was your BEST Friend and you KNOW how I feel about Him! Oh my God, I don't believe you! ....YOU!!?? Of all people, You I trusted Most... and you do this to Me? ...ME!!??


"I" have Never... at anytime... claimed you as my woman... "I" have never agreed to a "relationship status"... "I" have never said, "I" don't see other females"... and You never asked, so thee "I" never spoke on it. However, right now... you have a choice... and you've had this choice all along. You can choose to deal with "I" and "I" ways, ...or you can choose not to. Whatever choice you make... thee "I" will accept.

 

 After you 'din got me all Hooked on you... Now I have a choice? ("I": No, as thee "I" have said, ...you've had the choice all along. (She: Why didn't you Tell me you didn't look at us as being a couple? ("I": Why didn't You question as to if we were? (She: How long have you been fuckin' Yolanda and these others you've never mentioned? ("I": Enough with the questions dem, the fact is "they xsist" and you have the option on whether you waan deal with that, or not......

March, will make it a year... since Yolanda and "She" ended their friendship, ...but x-cept's the fact that they both share thee "I" with no further questions asked. Neither x-spects more than what "I" give ....and thee "I" give's no more than what "I" choose to give. However... Thee "I" am always thinking and contemplating... and right now... "I" am thinking of a "New and Improved" friendship between "She" and Yolanda. Hey, its what my kind does!

Note: You can "Hate, Congratulate, or Participate" it's ALL beneficial to "I".

Disclaimer::: ( Condoms were involved throughout the whole process during this time in thee "I"s life. Names were change to protect thee "Not So Innocent" participants in "I" life at that time. Also, this is No longer the life style of the "I".) (Insert the ending to Micheal Jacksons song "Thriller" here.)




That is All.

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kim_j...
February 07, 2010 (Report It)

that was toooooo hot

MsSki...
December 16, 2009 (Report It)

wow....Cujo much respect and love. This story kept me from beginning to end. This is true of many men.

Harle...
December 13, 2009 (Report It)

Can you tell me what do you eat fi last so long? I have a problem cumming too fast.

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April 29, 2009 (Report It)

this will be the first blog that I fav. Im a big fan of writing and poetry, and this shit right here!....... be some good stuff!

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March 30, 2009 (Report It)

i hope this shit is original 'cuz "I" am feelin this...

WETnB...
March 30, 2009 (Report It)

mmm this shit is deep

Levit...
December 20, 2008 (Report It)

Wow, that knocked me for six!

TaQuilla
December 08, 2008 (Report It)

Brilliantly told. You have said volumes in few words. Respect!

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December 04, 2008 (Report It)

good one!!!!

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December 03, 2008 (Report It)

WOW..lol
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Cujo's Guide To "GIVING GOOD PUNANI KNOWLEDGE".
11:24PM on October 17, 2008

CUJO'S GUIDE TO "GIVING GOOD PUNANI KNOWLEDGE".

When it comes to "nyamming punani" (goin' downtown, eating pussy, etc..) its been pointed out, by Many women that a large number of Men make whats known as a "bee-line", straight for the puni, when there's actually a Much MUCH better route! It may take a little longer to get there, but it is a journey Well worth its traveling time! First, let thee "I" post a disclaimer ::: Even though the above title say's "Cujo's guide to"Giving...etc...", ...this is not to say that thee "I"s words are "the know all, to end all", ...its just what has worked for thee "I"..... Time..... and time..... and time..... Again! So sumpn' mus a gwaan Right!!

With that said.... Here's thee "I"s step by step, to what works for thee "I" and those few that thee "I" have chosen to deal with on the "Land Down Under" X-periment.

STEP ONE: First, and foremost ....before Anything takes place... recognize, that the body as a WHOLE, ..is a Erogenous zone.. and should be treated as such. Knowing THAT, one thing, ....can increase the pleasure of Anyone, tenfold. Go into it knowing that the journey starts from every other point, but the puni... and, that your journey will eventually lead to the garden of "O"s.
STEP TWO: Thee "I"s favorite spot to start I journey is the nape of the neck (rear to side to front), with a mixture of kissing, sucking and nibblits, on and about she neck, earlobs, cheeks, eyebrow, lips, with light kisses to the nose... All the while, caressing she shoulders, arms, hands, fingers, stomach, thighs, breast, not rushing to take she clothing off... ...and, avoiding the punash at all cost. Its as if it almost... if not, ...becomes a form of teasing, which builds upon the x-citement of "whats next"!?
STEP THREE: When you finally do decide to start removing clothing, do it in a way that the clothing itself, ...rubbing against she skin... is so slow and deliberate that she becomes even sensitive to That! Now that more skin is x-sposed, theres more to kiss, caress and tease... bringing into play what's known as "The Bliss Touch".
STEP FOUR: "Bliss Touch"---This is a form of Tantra, where you take just the very tips of you fingers and rub them very lightly (so lightly that it seems like you're only touching the hair on her skin). This technique is best served while she's completely naked and lying down. Doesnt matter whether lying on she back or stomach, the point is to sensitize the body to the slightest touch. Be sure to cover the WHOLE body with this touch, from hair to toe's... everywhere, xcept the puni! If done right... the "Bliss Touch" is UnFailable!
STEP FIVE: After awhile of doing the "Bliss Touch", add in kissing to she breasts, ...nipples, ...stomach, ...arms, ...lower legs, ...feet, ...inner/outer thigh and work your way slowly to the area >>>AROUND<<< she kitty. NOTE: Thee "I" Did say Around!! ...Not yet... (still a likkle more tease to bring she to a boil!) By this time, you should be able to compare she center to a "volcano" ..Riiight before it xplode's. Pay special attention to the aroma rising up and out of she center.... mmmmmmmmm ( Your wok dat! Be proud, mi bredda!)
STEP SIX: Now its time for some puni attention. But dont dive in yet! If U gyal is one who has pubic hair, by now the pubic hair is like an "electrical connect" to she goodie spot and if U rub U hands and fingers over she pubes in just the right way, ...for the right amount of "tease" time, you might get a trikkle.... a flow... or even a Squirt! ...without touching the puni itself! But If not, No worries... this is a body senses training process and it will "cum"... sooner or later. If U gyal is one with the smoooooveness (bald eagle), that area right between the puni and upper thigh is Now a minefield, so dont be surprised if when you put your lips there to kiss/nibble, ("Not On The Puni, the area Around") you get small xplosions and projectile juices! (Another Disclaimer ::: Cujo is not to be held liable for partial blindness, due to high velocity punani juice taken directly to the retina, and/or possible close drownings.) ::: So NO Lawsuits... I have No money for U Perv's. ....lets move on.
STEP SEVEN: The time has come to Dive Dive Dive!!! Please be aware of the warnings left at the end of step six, because if you have followed the steps correctly... That "Volcano" that thee "I" mentioned earlier in step five... Well, ...Lets just say, ""What da F*ck...!!?? ...Am I in Hawaii!!??"" There's going to be some Major "ish" goin' on at this time in U journey... im talkin' 'bout body tremblin', leg quake's, eye's rollin up and around in one's head. (NOTE: Its important to NOT mistake these symptoms for something out of an exorcist episode and go runnin' out the room at one of the Most important times of your journey! However you Might want to apply a LIL bit more Meaning to the term "Holdin' it down" ...and actually... Hold It Down!!) ...tremblin' and the shakes causes legs and arms to "Suddenly" flail out of nowhere and Now is not the time to be like: "This B din' Kicked me in the head and Knocked me the Fuck Out!!
STEP EIGHT: Once you've got that "come back here, gyal" grip in place, the tounge and lip's and chin and nose and..... .....Well I Did say DIVE, ...So... DIVE!!! ...But dive shallow! Dont dive in the deep end, ...not yet. Lick 'round the labia majora and the labia minora. (For the layman term users... "them Fat Ass Pussy Lips!" ..and them lil thin pink lips on the inside of them "Fat Ass Pussy Lips!!!"). Tease the opening with the tounge tip and switch it up with the flat of the tounge "the rough flat". Use the "wax on, wax off" motion. Tongue tease the clit, lightly licking the hood that hides the clit, until it is fully exposed, then move back to the lips. Hey, its still alright to tease, even after U have took the dive. After a few 10--- 20--- 30 mins or however long you choose, to swim in the shallow end, she should be giving you a steady flow of "O"s by now..... ....BUT!! ....Its 'bout Time to be heading towards the deep end!!!
STEP NINE: Time for The "Big One", The Big "O", ....the one that, once youre done and you sit up... you look like you been eatin glaze... Not the donuts that come with the glaze, ...Just the Glaze! Thee "I" personally like to make dem hold dem Own legs up with dem arms wrapped around dem calfs, ( from the inside) and see how long it takes for dem to lose control and let go, while thee "I" plant my hands on the back of dem thighs... take a few more loooong licks from the puni hole up to the clit..... and then........
STEP TEN: THE LOCK DOWN!!! ...Close down the lips, "with a likkle re-inforcement from the teeth" (No Hard teeth to clit contact) and apply my "Suck and Swirl" technique!! """Bloood Claaat!!! Tok 'bout som Movements yu naaah neva see u gyal do... Som sound yu naaaah neva ya u gyal mek befa!? Cris' to Raaaasss!!! The Only time you let go of the clit deh is to tell she "Dont you Let Go a Dem Blood Clot Legs" ("Suck and Swirl" "Suck and Swirl") "Hold dem tight Baby... You can do it!" ("Suck and Swirl" "Suck and Swirl" Suck and Swirl") ( Stick mi finger ina she puni, apply the in and out, ....the rotate, .....the G-spot press and hold, ....the G-spot pull) ("Suck and Swirl" "Suck and Swirl") "...I know, I know baby... but dont let go a de legs dem... hold it..... hold it.... ("Suck and Swirl") "Gyal dont let dat tounge Suck and Swirl defeat you, Hold dem legs up" ("Suck and Swirl") (finger stabout de puni) ("Suck and Swirl") ...(G- spot press and pull) ("Suck and Swirl") ...(G-spot) ("Suck and Swirl") ...(Stabout) (Suck and..... .................Baby gyal den jump out de bed an deh pon de floor tremblin' and pulsin' and Cummin... and Cummin some more!!
FINAL DISCLAIMER:::
CUJO IS NOT.... THEE "I" REPEATS... CUJO IS NOT... LIABLE FOR ANY STALKING THAT MAY RESULT FROM THE USE OF THE STEPS USED IN THIS GUIDE. CUJO ALSO TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR BROKEN WINDSHIELDS, SLASHED TIRES, KEY-ING OF VEHICLES, TREATENING BEHAVIOUR, SUCH AS PHONE CALLS, LETTERS LEFT ON DOORSTOOPS OR IN MAILBOXES, UN-ANNOUNCED VISITS AT THE JOB OR HOME, BODILY HARM, TERRORISTIC ACTS SUCH AS "BEING HELD HOSTAGE", ATTEMPTS OF MURDER.. AND FOR THOSE WHO HAVE A WOMAN... AND A WOMAN ON THE SIDE THAT YOU APPLIED THESE STEPS TO...... THEE "I" WILL NOT ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ASS KICKIN' GIVIN' TO WHICHEVER PARTY IS TAKIN' KICKING'S TO THE ASS!
....THAT IS ALL.

Peace and Respect.

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MISS_...
July 14, 2009 (Report It)

cujo...this is a must read for most men on rude.....respect...fellas suck and swirl.....ahhhhh

MRNASSTY
December 04, 2008 (Report It)

YEAH MON!!! Great blog!! Very well written...a "Youngen" can follow :) Much Respect my "Brother". Preach on!!

Levit...
November 09, 2008 (Report It)

I just knew you know exactly what you are doing sir, very first time I saw you and taste it was obvious. This is a wonderful blog. Thanks for sharing.

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October 19, 2008 (Report It)

Ooo Lord Have Mercy!!!! Can I get some of that attention to MY WHOLE erogenous zone! I promise, I'll try not to stalk, terrorize, come up to the job and all that other ..ish.. just gimme the suck and swirl treatment ONE TIME, DAMN BABY!!!

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October 18, 2008 (Report It)

Brilliantly expressed...down to the accent! Much respect...this just made my faves!!

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October 18, 2008 (Report It)

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